Month: October 2021

Save Yourselves! (2020)

I had a chance to see this at the drive-in during the earlier days of COVID. I’m glad I didn’t, because after Free Guy and Space Jam, I need a little bit of reassurance about modern filmmaking. In this indie, Sunita Mani and John Reynolds are a Brooklyn couple who take a break from technology and head to upstate New York. Unfortunately while they are gone, Earth comes under attack and they are the last to know. They also quickly realize how ill-suited they are to protect themselves when they don’t have a way to search the internet. They have great chemistry as a couple and are familiar in their moments of support and exasperation with each other. It’s really funny and the alien critters are terribly cute.   Scifi

Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

I have never really followed professional basketball, but I can say that in terms of acting ability LeBron James is no Michael Jordan. LeBron and his son are sucked into the internet by an AI played by Don Cheadle. No one even seems to remember what made the original film fun, except the toons. For some reason, the Looney Toons remember this all happened before but no one else does. The writing is so lazy that I’m fairly certain Warner Brothers movies are indeed created using an algorithm. The film is so jammed with WB IP, you can hear the creators of Free Guy saying ‘Why didn’t we do that?’ The grand match-up in the end has so many extras dressed as characters from every WB film imaginable that I’m pretty sure they gave every cosplayer in the universe $5 to show up in whatever they could find lying around the house.

Prometheus (2012)

An odd prequel to the Alien series, this film has the cool aesthetic of those films but doesn’t quite feel as if it fits narratively with the others. Noomi Rapace and Logan Marshall-Green are an archeologist couple who discover a star map that they believe will lead them to humanity’s predecessors. Soon they and a motley group of scientists and other crew members are on a ship to the far corners of the universe. Anyone who has seen any of the other films knows this is a bad idea. Noomi is given the main job of having her ass kicked and kicking ass in return and Michael Fassbender plays a convincing android trying his best to pass as human. There’s a whole lot in the movie that makes no sense and bits that are left unfinished that it’s not even worth delving very far into.  SciFi

Oscar Nomination: Best Achievement in Visual Effects

Waking Ned Devine (1998)

Someone in the tiny Irish village of Tulaigh Mhór has won the lottery. Unfortunately it turns out to have been Ned Devine, who died from the shock, so the entire village of 52 individuals conspires to cash in the ticket. It’s a very lovely, cozy film about friendship and community that’s both amusing and heart-felt.

Detective Story (1951)

A surprisingly dark look at a day in a 1950s police precinct, Kirk Douglas leads the cast as an angry detective who has yet dealt with the psychological damage caused by his criminal father, seeing things and people as either all good or all bad. The cases start out fairly light, shoplifters and petty robberies, but the main story involving an illegal abortionist quickly brings the narrative and all those connected to it into a downward spiral of destruction. The acting is solid, but everyone is overshadowed by the brutish nature of Douglas’s character.  Noir

Oscar Nominations: Best Actress in a Leading Role; Best Actress in a Supporting Role; Best Director; Best Writing, Screenplay

Cold Souls (2009)

Taking riffs from Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, here we have Paul Giamatti playing a fictional version of himself, an actor who has become so encumbered by the roles he has performed that he has his soul extracted. Unfortunately the soul business is connected to unscrupulous Russians and when Paul wants his soul back, it’s next to impossible to find. While having some of the humor of those other films, this is quite a bit darker and has little of the frivolity. The acting is splendid and includes David Strathairn as a soul-releasing doctor.

Free Guy (2021)

I really was on the fence about watching this from the moment I was aware of its existence. Ryan Reynolds is an NPC in what is essentially Grand Theft Auto Online. The first part of the movie has a fun time establishing the game’s world and Ryan’s place in it. Then the narrative is pulled out of the game and we’re subjected to inane real-life characters and a nonsensical storyline and a barrage of every IP Disney owns and I forgot that there was any good parts in anything ever.

Oscar Nomination: Best Achievement in Visual Effects

Naughty Marietta (1935)

Jeannette MacDonald is certainly a talented singer, but her voice isn’t of a type that appeals to me. In this film, she’s a European princess who, in order to avoid an arranged marriage, flees on a ship of casquette girls to America. There she meets pirates, gypsies, and a mercenary played by Nelson Eddy whom she falls in love with. The majority of the story is rather yawn-worthy and the songs just feel thrown in to show off MacDonald and Eddy’s voices, offering little flow with the story itself.  Best Picture Nomination

Oscar Winner: Best Sound, Recording

Oscar Nomination: Best Picture

Princess Caraboo (1994)

Based on a true story, Phoebe Cates is the title character, a young woman who is found wandering in a field in 1800s England and is thought to be an exotic princess. Local aristocrats take to her as if she were a rock star and it all is incredibly far-fetched. It’s fun watching the rich snobs copy the costumes and mannerisms of the princess. Despite any shortcomings the story may have (it’s entertaining but a bit slow), Cates is fantastic in the role. The vast majority of her scenes require her to speak gibberish, feign misunderstanding of those around her, and emoting everything else.

Deacons for Defense (2003)

I’m glad I watched this film as I had never heard of the Deacons, an all-Black self-defense group formed during the days of the Civil Rights Movement. In this TV movie inspired by the real life Deacons, Forest Whitaker is a father and factory worker who is content not to make waves with regards to the white leadership at his factory and in his town until he witnesses a co-worker being brutalized for deigning to try to for something better and his daughter is terrorized for protesting. Finally enough is enough and the Deacons are formed with Forest as one of their leaders. This makes a nice companion piece to Bill Duke’s earlier TV film The Killing Floor. It seems that these are the stories that some are trying to suppress, keeping people from learning the complexities of the United States in all its failures, promises, and potential.

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