Month: August 2022

Bernice Bobs Her Hair (1976)/Tulips Shall Grow (1942)

Adapted from a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Shelley Duvall’s Bernice visits her more sophisticated relatives and is shunned for not being as socially adept as her beautiful cousin Veronica Cartwright. Duvall is delightful as Bernice going from an awkward city mouse to surpassing the lessons given by her snobby cousin. Reading a synopsis of the actual story, the script ignores Bernice’s mixed-race heritage which would give more poignancy to the ending, but the whole production is so entertaining that I’m wanting to check out more of these American Short Story collection films.

Equally delightful are the Puppetoons featured in Tulips Shall Grow. Obviously referencing the Nazis’ aggressive occupation campaign, a Dutch boy and girl fall in love in their idyllic tulip-filled countryside only to have their happiness destroyed by an invasion by the mechanical Screwballs. The aesthetics of George Pal’s Puppetoons are so my bag that I could watch this film repeatedly for days despite its depressing subject matter. It’s impressive that it’s able to distill the horrors of war in such a cute six and a half minutes.   War

Oscar Nomination: Best Short Subject, Cartoons (Tulips Shall Grow)

Licence to Kill (1989)

After his friend former CIA-turned DEA agent Felix Leiter’s (David Hedison in his second outing) new bride is murdered by drug lord Robert Davi, Timothy Dalton’s James Bond finds his licence to kill revoked when he choses to pursue Davi instead of following MI6 orders. When I decided to watch various Bond films, it seemed prudent to also check out each actor’s portrayal of the iconic character. I generally expect Dalton to be a film’s villain, so casting him as Bond provides a much different take than the previous actors, much darker and younger. The Drug War plot, propelled wonderfully by Davi’s ruthless kingpin who is himself supported by a young Benicio del Toro, amps up the tension and pulls Bond into a more modern action flick age. I also can never not be amused when the licence to kill is referred to as an actual thing instead of the metaphorical device I had always assumed it to be.   Action

Top Gun (1986) – Rewatch

Accepted into an elite fighter pilot training school with his best friend Anthony Edwards, cocksure Tom Cruise must battle with his own personal demons regarding his father’s heroism during the Vietnam War to succeed. I wanted to watch this again before delving into the new sequel and it did not disappoint. Certainly an artifact of its times as a Cold War relic, it makes the best use of Cruise’s talents. Further bolstered by a hard-working supporting cast (Val Kilmer, Tom Skerritt, Kelly McGillis), a soundtrack that hits all the right notes, and dizzying action sequences, it’s easy to forget it’s all in support of the military industrial complex.   Action

Oscar Win: Best Music, Original Song

Oscar Nominations: Best Sound, Best Film Editing, Best Effects, Sound Effects Editing

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

In Roger Moore’s fifth outing as the MI6 agent, Bond must recover a missile targeting system before the Soviets get their hands on it. I should have known based on the uninspiring way they dispose of super villain Ernst Blofeld before the opening credits that this wouldn’t be one of my favorite Bond flicks. I’m never a fan when they parade through a disorienting series of locations during these. Even if good thrills are found in snow chases and skating rinks fights in Italy, there’s plenty of excitement to be had just sticking with the variety of scenery offered in Greece. None of it is helped by Carole Bouquet, who despite having a strong background story plays a forgettable female lead, upstaged by young ice skater Lynn-Holly Johnson’s brattiness and incomprehensible horniness for Bond.  Action

Oscar Nomination: Best Music, Original Song

The Last Shot (2004)

Loosely based on an actual FBI sting operation, struggling FBI agent Alec Baldwin devises a scheme to entrap mobster John Gotti by pretending to be a movie producer. He hires wannabe screenwriter Matthew Broderick (in what I’ve come to think of as his standard middle age schlub role) to unwittingly help with the ruse. I often find films about making movies fascinating but this isn’t one of the good ones. The potentially interesting tale doesn’t try to go beyond the silliness of the concept. The cast, which includes Toni Collette and Ray Liotta, is obviously filled with talent, but the script doesn’t require much of them nor brings forth anything but average performances.

Coney Island (1991)

Aired as an episode of PBS’s American Experience, this documentary covers the early history of the Coney Island amusement parks. I admit to having a somewhat irrational, minor obsession with these parks. My enjoyment of older films set in New York City is always enhanced if there are any scenes set at Coney Island. The film doesn’t cover a lot of new information for me, but the footage it has to offer and the shared experiences of lucky individuals who saw everything first hand, particularly Al Lewis who worked in the parks, makes for a fascinating watch. I love seeing all the early lighting and decorations and am thoroughly fascinated by some of the rides which would certainly not pass safety muster these days.

Moonraker (1979)

Roger Moore’s Bond is tasked with investigating the midair disappearance of a space shuttle. Even before I had began my journey into Bond films, I’d long been amusedly curious about this outing. Who wouldn’t be with excited to see Bond in Space! Even with some uninspired rehashes of former Bond films (the plot from The Spy Who Loved Me, the battle scene from Thunderball , etc.) and an unexpectedly strange character development for favorite baddie Richard Kiel’s Jaws, it still manages to be an entertaining watch. There’s plenty of fun to be found with the ridiculously named Holly Goodhead, one of the most visually obvious villains in Michael Lonsdale’s Dr. Drax, and the ugliest space uniforms this side of the United States Space Force.   Action

Oscar Nominations: Best Effects, Visual Effects

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Beatlemania comes to New York and four friends, each with a different motivation, are desperate to get tickets for The Beatles’ debut on the Ed Sullivan Show. With my own recent Beatles obsession, it seemed an opportune time to watch director Robert Zemeckis’s first feature film. I’m incredibly surprised that I had never seen this before and how perfect it was in encapsulating that one specific pop culture moment while barely even showing the actual musicians. I remember reading that the foursome on Sex and the City television show tried to cover the various opinions that women would have on any subject and the four girls here do the same: stereotypical Beatles fan Wendy Jo Sperber dreaming of a future as Mrs. Paul McCartney, ambitious Teresa Saldana trying to get a rare photo of the band, cynical Susan Kendall Newman staging a protest at their mere existence, and engaged Nancy Allen wanting one last fling with her friends. Aside from being relateable, it’s also incredibly entertaining.   Music  Comedy

The President’s Analyst (1967)

At first honored to be chosen for the job, James Coburn soon discovers that being the President’s analyst is the loneliest job in the world and makes a run for it with spy agencies from across the world on his tail. I had started this thinking it was going to be a straight-forward narrative like an Analyze This but with the President. Instead, the President isn’t ever shown and it doesn’t take long for the film to firmly establish itself as being part of the swinging, psychedelic 1960s. Coburn is fantastic in his role with a wide grin that appears as he slowly begins to lose his grounding. There are many weird, but hilarious parts, but William Daniels as a gun-toting, suburban liberal is pure awesomeness.

mother! (2017)

Jennifer Lawrence is serenely renovating the home she shares with writer husband Javier Bardem when Ed Harris shows up and starts impeding on their lives, bringing his family and then more and more people with him. I had been fairly certain when this film was released that it would not be my type of thing, but eventually I caved and discovered I was correct in my initial assumption. I enjoy most of director Darren Aronofsky’s work, but is him at his most arty pretentiousness. Very heavy in allegory, particularly of the biblical variety, it does not allow a moment to breath by constantly inundating the viewer with brutality forced onto Lawrence’s character all for the sake of blatant metaphor.  Horror

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