Once Upon a Crime (1992)

It’s amazing how a film with this cast can be such an unfunny mess. On a train to Monte Carlo to return a dachshund to a wealthy heiress, Americans Sean Young and Richard Lewis meet up with John Candy. Also on the train are gambler Jim Belushi and his wife Cybill Shepherd. When the group reaches Monte Carlo, the heiress is discovered dead and everyone is a suspect. I had watched this film for Candy, despite seeing awful reviews, and he’s not bad in his role. Unfortunately, while watching this is a relatively harmless way to spend an hour and a half, the film itself remains so unintriguing that’s it’s also not one I’d recommend.