Category: 1970s

Bernice Bobs Her Hair (1976)/Tulips Shall Grow (1942)

Adapted from a short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Shelley Duvall’s Bernice visits her more sophisticated relatives and is shunned for not being as socially adept as her beautiful cousin Veronica Cartwright. Duvall is delightful as Bernice going from an awkward city mouse to surpassing the lessons given by her snobby cousin. Reading a synopsis of the actual story, the script ignores Bernice’s mixed-race heritage which would give more poignancy to the ending, but the whole production is so entertaining that I’m wanting to check out more of these American Short Story collection films.

Equally delightful are the Puppetoons featured in Tulips Shall Grow. Obviously referencing the Nazis’ aggressive occupation campaign, a Dutch boy and girl fall in love in their idyllic tulip-filled countryside only to have their happiness destroyed by an invasion by the mechanical Screwballs. The aesthetics of George Pal’s Puppetoons are so my bag that I could watch this film repeatedly for days despite its depressing subject matter. It’s impressive that it’s able to distill the horrors of war in such a cute six and a half minutes.   War

Oscar Nomination: Best Short Subject, Cartoons (Tulips Shall Grow)

Moonraker (1979)

Roger Moore’s Bond is tasked with investigating the midair disappearance of a space shuttle. Even before I had began my journey into Bond films, I’d long been amusedly curious about this outing. Who wouldn’t be with excited to see Bond in Space! Even with some uninspired rehashes of former Bond films (the plot from The Spy Who Loved Me, the battle scene from Thunderball , etc.) and an unexpectedly strange character development for favorite baddie Richard Kiel’s Jaws, it still manages to be an entertaining watch. There’s plenty of fun to be found with the ridiculously named Holly Goodhead, one of the most visually obvious villains in Michael Lonsdale’s Dr. Drax, and the ugliest space uniforms this side of the United States Space Force.   Action

Oscar Nominations: Best Effects, Visual Effects

I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

Beatlemania comes to New York and four friends, each with a different motivation, are desperate to get tickets for The Beatles’ debut on the Ed Sullivan Show. With my own recent Beatles obsession, it seemed an opportune time to watch director Robert Zemeckis’s first feature film. I’m incredibly surprised that I had never seen this before and how perfect it was in encapsulating that one specific pop culture moment while barely even showing the actual musicians. I remember reading that the foursome on Sex and the City television show tried to cover the various opinions that women would have on any subject and the four girls here do the same: stereotypical Beatles fan Wendy Jo Sperber dreaming of a future as Mrs. Paul McCartney, ambitious Teresa Saldana trying to get a rare photo of the band, cynical Susan Kendall Newman staging a protest at their mere existence, and engaged Nancy Allen wanting one last fling with her friends. Aside from being relateable, it’s also incredibly entertaining.   Music  Comedy

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Roger Moore’s James Bond is forced to join forces with Russian spy Barbara Bach after submarines from each of their nations disappear suddenly. For me, the plot is forgettable and I find Moore and Bach so bland together and separately that the best parts of the film have nothing to do with them. The beginning Alpine ski chase is fantastically choreographed with an epic finish. There’s nothing in the rest of the film that meets its awesomeness. Supervillain Curd Jürgens’s underwater lair is impressive in scope and distractingly large in scale. Richard Kiel’s iconic henchman Jaws is so iconic and indestructible that he amazingly gets to come back for another go.  Action

Oscar Nominations: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration; Best Music, Original Song; Best Music, Original Score

Live and Let Die (1973)

This is Roger Moore’s first outing as the not so secret agent and while he isn’t bad, he’s definitely no Sean Connery. After three MI6 agents are quickly killed in succession, Bond is sent to investigate the dealings of Caribbean dictator Dr. Kananga, brilliantly portrayed by Yaphet Kotto. It’s Bond meets Blaxploitation and I wasn’t prepared for it. The action jumps from Harlem to New Orleans to the fictional island of San Monique, each with its share of delightful characters: the fabulous Geoffrey Holder as a voodoo priest, Julius W. Harris as a laughing henchman with a claw for an hand, and Earl Jolly Brown as a ridiculous sidekick named Whisper. It’s fantastic that the minions who work in the fabulous underground lair wear red polos and denim, no matching polyester for them. Sadly the women are again just around as arm candy with Gloria Hendry as a supposed agent who is almost as useless as Jill St. John in the last installment and Jane Seymour who although beautiful is inexplicably the only other white person in the joint. Of course the theme song rocks and is probably too good for the film, but I also totally wish Fillet of Soul actually existed and that Kotto wasn’t only here for a one off.   Action

Oscar Nomination: Best Music, Original Song

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sean Connery returned to the James Bond role one last time. Bond finds himself in Las Vegas pursuing a diamond smuggling ring with connections to Ernst Blofeld, portrayed by Charles Gray in this installment. While I enjoy the classic Las Vegas strip setting and there are a couple of neat stunts, this is the laziest Bond film I’ve seen thus far. The constant changes in objective gave me whiplash and the humor is of the most juvenile variety. Most egregiously, where I had appreciated the competence of the women in earlier films, this one has little of that. The woman with the best name is quickly disposed of. A pair of female bodyguards are really tougher than Bond, but somehow he gets the upper hand on them at the last minute. Worst of all, Jill St. John as the main sex interest is a ditz of the worst type; even when she is working with him, she actively sabotages Bond’s plans because of stupidity.   Action

The End (1978)

Diagnosed with a fatal disease, Burt Reynolds decides to take his own life, but not before meeting up one last time with various family and friends. When he finally makes his attempt, it is unsuccessful and he winds up in a mental hospital where he is befriended by fellow patient Dom DeLuise. I think one of the reasons many films of the late 60s and 70s turn me off is I generally find the leading men of that era dislikable. Reynolds is a prime example of this. His brand of steamrollering machismo leaves no room for the women of the film, which is a shame because the film has some winners with Sally Field, Joanne Woodward, Kristy McNichol, and Myrna Loy. Occasionally funny, especially for anyone who enjoys DeLuise’s schtick, it quickly overstays its welcome even with a fairly poignant ending.   Comedy

The Magic Flute (1975)

In this beloved work by Mozart, the Queen of the Night enlists prince Tamino to rescue her daughter Pamino from Sarastro. He’s helped on his quest by the peculiar bird catcher Papageno who is searching for a wife of his own. Not being familiar with the work, I was unaware that it is essentially a simplistic fairy tale set to opera music, which I’m sure is totally someone’s bag, but it’s not mine. Filmed to come across as a live production, the entire intro and a number of shots thereafter are of a random crowd of people indifferently staring straight ahead as an audience to the performance. But even for showing the performance, there are also a lot of closeups of the actors’ faces which detracts from being able to relish the delightful stage pieces and costumes (though looking at pictures online they could have gone much further on Papageno’s). It’s certainly an oddity in director Ingmar Bergman’s oeuvre, but really about what I’d expect from a filmed opera.   Musical  Fantasy

Oscar Nomination: Best Costume Design

New York, New York (1977)

Saxophonist Robert De Niro meets singer Liza Minnelli on V-J day, leading to a tumultuous relationship that runs against their burgeoning music careers. From the beginning De Niro has not a single redeeming characteristic which makes for real confusion as to why the bubbly Minnelli would want anything to do with him. She’s delightful in the film which some musical moments that really shine, but the rest of the film is such a drag that every one of its 163 minutes is felt. It’s a strange thing that the theme song has become such a standard that it seems like it has existed for much longer than this film.  Musical  Music

Let It Be (1970)

It is not surprising that after watching Get Back I finally get around to watching this concert film which was the original result from all that footage. A commercial release of this unfortunately hasn’t existed since the 1980s so it’s unfair to compare the two on technical merits as the copy I was able to procure was so much darker and less clear than the recent miniseries. Regardless, it’s sad to think that for the longest time with all that footage available all that was available to the public was this hour and a half shoddily edited movie. There is little context given to anything that comes before the concert on the roof. The concert on the roof is the strongest piece of this film, but I’m still not sure which of the two renditions I prefer. This is more focused on showing the performance while the miniseries again gives context with the setup, more views and reactions of the audience, and even more footage of the police action. Regardless, they both end on such a melancholic note to know that’s more or less the end.   Music

Oscar Win: Best Music, Original Song Score

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