Category: 2000s

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

I’ve never seen an episode of the television show, but I was really surprised that the film preceded the first episode. The movie throws you right into the action as the boy genius and his friend travel in a makeshift rocket to launch a communications satellite into space, which unfortunately attracts the wrong type of extraterrestrials. For fans of child-friendly animation, the story is certainly relatable enough and fits well with other animated films of the era. The animation style is unfortunately early CGI with the expected quality and ugliness that accompanies that.  SciFi

Oscar Nomination: Best Animated Feature

Touching the Void (2003)

Told through a detailed reenactment and interviews from the participants, this documentary tells the story of Joe Simpson and Simon Yates’s 1985 successful climb up the western face of Siula Grande in Peru. Though both experienced climbers, it was uncertain if either man would survive after reaching the summit. At first it was quite easy to dismiss this as yet another climbing film, but then disaster struck and I had to restart the entire film because I didn’t want to miss one detail of how the two got into their predicament. Even literally watching them give modern day interviews, I could not believe that they both were going to survive in the end. Truly a feat of perseverance and endurance, I can not imagine pushing on after that first big moment of crisis.   Sports  Action

The Longshots (2008)

Based on the true story of the Jasmine Plummer, the first female to play in the Pop Warner Super Bowl, former local football star Ice Cube is asked to provide after school care for his niece Keke Palmer. With little in common, he introduces her to his favorite sport, only to be surprised to find she has a natural ability to throw the ball. It’s a simple, family-friendly film, but Cube and Palmer have a natural chemistry together and they both elevate their rather predictable individual roles to make it quite watchable.  Sports

Black Dynamite (2009)

An homage to Blaxploitation films of the 1970s, the titular character is an ex-CIA agent and Vietnam vet who must avenge his brother’s death while also combating the drugs that are littering the streets. Meticulously made to look like a film of the era it is honoring, even filming in Super 16 format, it is obvious that the creators had done their homework and were fans of the original genre. Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite is as bad ass as any of the well known heroes and anti-heroes from those films. He’s incredibly committed to the performance and is well supported by a cast that is a revolving door of well-known actors. I really hope a sequel is on its way.  Action

The Painted Veil (2006)

After he catches his new wife Naomi Watts cheating on him with Liev Schreiber, bacteriologist Edward Norton forces her to accompany him to the Chinese interior during a cholera epidemic. Watts’s character is a flighty, spoiled, rich girl while Norton is reserved, stoic, and often uncaring but somehow neither of them are completely unlikable. Romances where the couple finds attraction for each other over time, particularly when they previous had none, are some of my favorites and even if it’s somewhat predictable, the leads make it work. It’s a beautifully filmed picture with some rather breathtaking Chinese scenery throughout.  Romance

Peter & the Wolf (2006)

Similar to the well-known 1946 Disney version, this is an animated rendition of Prokofiev’s similarly titled musical composition. Young Peter disobeys his Grandfather’s directive to stay out of the forest and plays with his animal friends only for the party to come face to face with a large wolf. The story is told completely through the music without any narration. While I appreciate some of the clever changes made to the story, I was less enamored with the stop motion animation style.   Animals  Musical

Oscar Win: Best Short Film, Animated

The Cove (2009)

Every year in Taiji, Japan, dolphins and other cetaceans are driven into a small bay where the attractive ones are culled to be sent to marine parks all of the world and the rest are then indiscriminately slaughtered. A group of activists used hidden cameras and microphones to record the otherwise secretive practice. The practice is undoubtedly barbaric (the film does not hold back in graphically showing the event), especially as the dolphin meat that is recovered from the murdered animals has an inordinately high amount of mercury, cadmium, DDT, and other poisons and shouldn’t be eaten, but the way it is presented does feel a bit like Westerners preaching to another culture. There is throwaway moment in the film that touches on the fact that without places like Sea World paying big money for the culled mammals, the hunt probably wouldn’t happen. While ending the hunt is a noble goal, it seems focusing closer to home to end the inhumane treatment of more intelligent creatures works better in the theory of cleaning up your own backyard before preaching to others on how to clean theirs.   Animals

Oscar Win: Best Documentary, Features

16 Blocks (2006) – Rewatch

Burned-out NYPD cop Bruce Willis is assigned the thankless task of escorting Yasiin Bey to testify at a courthouse sixteen blocks away. Unfortunately there are some on the street who will do anything to prevent that from happening. It’s a mostly forgettable, clichéd film that feels a lot like it would belong in the Die Hard franchise if they had ever allowed John McClane to grow older and more jaded. I like checking out Bey’s acting roles and have never been disappointed by his work. The same holds true for David Morse who here is unsurprisingly one of Willis’s NYPD colleagues.   Action  Crime

Red Planet (2000)

Many times in Hollywood, two films come out at around the same time with a very similar theme. In 2000, that was the case with Red Planet and Mission to Mars. I know I had seen at least one of them in the theaters at the time, but even after watching this, I’m not sure if Red Planet was the one or not. In 2056, Earth is in crisis and scientists seeding Mars with algae in the hope of making it inhabitable. When the algae mysteriously begins producing less oxygen, a crew is sent to the planet to investigate. It has a pretty decent cast with Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Tom Sizemore, but other than being unmemorable, it also makes the egregious errors of relegating the one female crew member to stay ship-side and forcing her into an unnecessary romance. Apparently things haven’t improved much from 1959’s The Angry Red Planet Scifi

The Singing Detective (2003)

When detective writer Robert Downey Jr. is hospitalized with a crippling skin disease, he hallucinates musical numbers performed by the people he encounters mixed into the world of his novel and memories of his childhood. I watched, and kept watching, this because of its cast which also includes Alfre Woodard, Katie Holmes, and an almost unrecognizable Mel Gibson. The grotesque makeup used for the writer’s lesions made it difficult. The plot is strange and often challenging to follow, but the psychological aspects as the film progressed kept me interested.   Musical

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