The Robe (1953)

By coincidence, one of the special features to the DVD of Titanic was a newsreel detailing how The Robe and Cinemascope won multiple Oscars in 1954. Indeed Cinemascope used in this film, supposedly the first ever, is absolutely gorgeous. It looks like a moving version of Raphael’s The School of Athens. I sadly maintain little interest in Biblical epics and this one about early followers of Jesus, focused on one of the Roman Tribunes at the crucifixion and his slave , definitely overstays its welcome. The acting is fine: Richard Burton is only slightly hammy as the Tribune, Jean Simmons is solid but only appears sporadically, and Victor Mature looks like he just walked off the set of Samson and Delilah.   Best Picture Nomination

Oscar Wins: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration, Color; Best Costume Design, Color

Oscar Nominations: Best Picture; Best Actor in a Leading Role; Best Cinematography, Color

Titanic (1953)

What makes a movie about the Titanic interesting is watching the change of experience for people excitedly sailing on an exotic vessel to the horrors of fearing for their lives as the ship begins sinking. Unfortunately, this movie forgoes showing much of that and instead devotes almost all of its runtime to a melodramatic family story that could literally be set anywhere. I generally enjoy Barbara Stanwyck and Clifton Webb, but I was really hoping to see more of the ship. The best parts are played by Thelma Ritter and the iceberg itself.

Oscar Win: Best Writing, Story and Screenplay

Oscar Nomination: Best Art Direction-Set Decoration, Black-and-White

Antwone Fisher (2002)

I expected more from Denzel Washington’s directorial debut. The story of an emotionally troubled young man learning to come to terms with the traumas of his past with the help of a mentor isn’t particularly new. This version has a sailor prone to violent outbursts who is forced by his commanding officer to see a psychiatrist. It generally follows the expected tropes, except it speeds through the actual transformation of the main character so that it feels like a sudden, unearned change. One positive is that the acting is solid, particularly that of the actors during the flashbacks.

Supernova (2020)

Growing older, it’s a mild worry as to how I’ll experience my own lessening mental facilities. Here the experience is shown from both the perspective of the one with a dementia diagnosis and their significant other. That these two people are played by Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth adds to the quality of the film, as the duo travel on one last road trip across the UK together. It’s not a new story, but it’s filled with beautiful landscapes and there is a real loving sweetness to how the actors portray their relationship.

Luca (2021)

Storytelling-wise, this is one of the simple-mindedest Pixar films. It’s a rather bland, young person wanting to move beyond the constraints of the familial home rehash. There are also some stereotypical bits about outcasts and outcast friend groups. It all feels closer to a generic Disney film absent any of the heart normally seen in Pixar films. It is really pretty and colorful in both the underwater and Italian locales, but even the art isn’t as captivating or surprising as other Pixar films. It’s as forgettable as The Good Dinosaur and there wasn’t even an included short.

Oscar Nomination: Best Animated Feature Film

Of Human Bondage (1934)

Bette Davis carries this film. Leslie Howard is a man with a disability who falls in love with Davis’s character. Davis is perfection in portraying the absolute highs and lows of her character. Howard is adequate as the man who is strung along by her, willing to sacrifice his livelihood, financially and occupationally, just to be with her. Even when he feels he has moved on, she is able to pull him back into her web.

Oscar Nomination: Best Actress in a Leading Role (write-in)

Mortal Kombat (2021)

When I was in college, my roommate introduced me and our mutual friends to both the Mortal Kombat game and the 1995 film. Those two items pair quite well together. I don’t know about later MK games, but this film doesn’t gel with the parts I’m familiar with. There’s too much time spent on a hackneyed story involving superfluous family characters. The music and fight choreography do nothing to adrenalize the viewer. Most of the actors feel rather miscast. There isn’t even a tournament. It does at least include quotes and graphic violence reminiscent of the original game.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

I started this thinking that I really don’t get much out of the legend of Robin Hood and its many iterations. Watching this version, I finally understood why the story has been adapted so many times, though people should probably just watch this one. This has adventure, romance, humor, and even some dark bits. It doesn’t even overstay its welcome. The scenery and costumes are absolutely gorgeous. I imagine the budget in tights for the men was a tidy sum just in itself. Errol Flynn is excellent as Robin of Locksley: attractive, athletic, and light spirited. Olivia de Havilland captures Maid Marian wonderfully. Claude Rains, Basil Rathbone, and the rest of the supporting cast elevate the already great production.   Best Picture Nomination

Oscar Wins: Best Art Direction; Best Film Editing; Best Music, Original Score

Oscar Nomination: Best Picture

Bad Influence (1990) – Rewatch

Another film I wasn’t sure if I had watched until it started. If I was certain, I wouldn’t have watched because it’s silly trash and so similar to other trashy films that are more entertaining. James Spader is a wuss who lives a bland, but relatively successful life. Rob Lowe is the devil who gets his amusement from turning Spader’s life upside down whether James wants it or not. Lowe is one dimensional and hammy in his role with little menace. Spader would have done it better, but Lowe wouldn’t have been any better in reversed roles. Christian Clemenson is James’s brother, a thankless role where he brings more skill than this film deserves. The ending is too neat and unsatisfying.

The Cheap Detective (1978)

It was purely coincidence that I grabbed another Neil Simon work after watching The Odd Couple II. This one has a similar issue that the schtick had really funny parts (it even had me comparing it somewhat to Clue), but when there were attempts at building a story, the whole thing feel apart and was just mind bogglingly confusing. The cast were quite dedicated to the parodies they were portraying with Peter Falk as the namesake detective and Louise Fletcher, Stockard Channing, Eileen Brennan, Ann-Margret, Madelyn Kahn, and Marsha Mason all playing different love interests.

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